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- Grandmother: Quick go hide, Ur teacher is here because U skipped school 2day.
Grandson: U go hide, I told her U were dead
- Knowledge is like under-wear. It is useful to have it, but no need to show it off.
- If u can afford gym membership, u can afford deodorant.
- When butterflies fall in love do they feel people in their stomach?
- Wife: Honey I want U 2 whisper dirty things in mha ear! Husband: kitchen, living rum, dinning rum, patio.
- I want 2 make a Facebook account & name ll be nobody so when I C stupid crap people post, I can like it & it will say Nobody Likes This.
- Mha Boss & I have so much in common… he loves 2 travel & I love it when he goes.
- They say that love is more important than money, but have U ever tried 2 pay UR bills with a hug?
- If you can’t Change a Gurl…..Change the Gurl.
- Need Love…? …….No…I would prefer vodkaaaa..!!
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- When M on mha death bed, I want mha final words 2 B “I left 1 million dollars in the…
- I think mha IPhone is broken. I pressed the home button & M still 8 school.
- All mha life I thought air is free until I bought bag of chips
- I have BN using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
- I told God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike & asked 4 forgiveness.
- Hey Google, Please stop behaving like a Gurl , ll you please allow mhe 2 complete the whole sentence B4 U start guessing and suggesting.
- Congratulations!!! U R the 100th person 2 views my status. To C Ur prize please clicks Control + W.
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